Alex
29. Washington DC before. Michigan now. Girl dad. Queer. A believer in the liberation of pain. A believer in life-long, always-have-your-back friendships. A believer in the importance of identification of every soul. A believer in second, third, fourth, and fifth chances....
Ask me anything
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I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
- Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️
- Hempire - become a plant mogul
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Betternet - free proxy/VPN to be anonymous/bypass school filters
- Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Spill it - drop balls and break glass
- Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
- Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
- Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
- Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
- Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
- Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
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fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium:
gold leaf #peelporn for those super satisfying feels~
I watched this 20 times straight
Yes ma’am, no matter who wins you just took the prize!
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fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium:
sometimes the things you want badly and are too impatient for might take awhile to come, stay open, it’ll come
Lmfaooooooooo I thought somebody slowed the video down 😂😂😂
Patience is a virtue 😀
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
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Кот алкоголик - горе в семье…
“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”
stop taking pictures of me i told you guys a thousand times already
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